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15 Creative Bandages You Can Actually Buy

Turn any minor injury into a jovial personified body part with these
Mustache Bandages.

Scabs Bandages

The box includes 20 repulsive strips in 5 disgusting designs: Leaky stitches, popping eyeballs, squirmy worms, creepy spiders and even bloody zippers. Scabs Bandages are disgusting but very sterile bandages.

Bacon Bandages

Ouch. That smarts. They look like strips of bacon, but they are really just adhesive bandages.

Comic Strips Bandages

Holy band-aid Batman! These Ouch Plasters are ideal for those who are either accident-prone or need a little cheering up if they have a ‘hurty boo-boo’ on their knee. Kiss it all better, slap an Ouch! Band-Aid on it and get on with your day!

Macaroni & Cheese Bandages

Not all people know this, but Mac & cheese is more than just a delicious comfort food. It also has the amazing ability to distract you from the annoyance, pain and frustration of a minor wound.

Eyeball Bandages

Scare away the pain of minor cuts and scratches with Eyeball Bandages!

Pickle Bandages

Let your boo-boos make a statement with these pickle bandages.

Underpants Bandages

Don’t leave your wound out there for everyone to see. Quick, cover it up with one of these Underpants Bandages!

Cupcake Bandages

Cupcakes are the cure-all that can conquer your cuts and contusions!

Crime Scene Bandages

Beneath this Crime Scene Bandage is something horribly gruesome and scary. It’s a really bad boo-boo! No, you may not see it!

Boo Boo Kisses Bandages

Do you wish you could always be there to kiss their boo-boo and make it feel better? Now with Boo Boo Kisses Bandages you can.

Toast Bandages

Toast is so much more than just a side order. Put one of these Toast Bandages on any minor wound to experience for yourself the incredible healing power of toast!

Abraham Lincoln Bandages

These Abraham Lincoln Bandages will heal your wound as he healed a divided nation.

Beef Bandages

Treat your minor cuts, scrapes and scratches with the incredible beef bandages.

Bandage Shaped Playing Cards

Bandage-shaped playing cards for tending the wounds of competition. While not a real bandage, these would be fun to play with if you have to stay home sick.